Monday, March 03, 2003


Of course, as soon as I go bitching about the lack of exciting news in the world, the mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks is captured.

I do love the photo of that bastard on the front of every newspaper in America. Clearly, he's not a morning person. I can just imagine him complaining about his picture in the paper -- "Why couldn't you use the one of me as the sheik? I look so dashing in that one, with the headpiece and the full beard and those cool ass tinted shades. What about the headshot? For allah's sake, you couldn't just use my headshot?!"

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