LONG TIME NO POST
What are you guys still doing hanging around here? I thought this joint closed up ages ago. I'll tell ya, though, the old place doesn't look half bad. Lots of memories...
Since the last post, the Piker organization has been in a constant state of flux, unable to actually produce any posts. However, we here at Piker have grown confident that the new regime will be a highly productive well-oiled machine, cranking out posts almost daily. All right, maybe that's a bit too ambitious. Let's say almost weekly. Hey, that's a vast improvement over the current turnover rate. You people are just lucky this dump hasn't been taken over by squatters during the long absence. There may not have been any new material, but I'm proud of the fact that the integrity of this fine publication is still intact.
I'll be seeing you people soon. In the meantime, stay gold, Pony Boy.