Sometimes you meet people who strike you as complete originals. They're usually the best kind of humans, and certainly the most entertaining. My friend Dave Kirchner is just such a person. All I have to do is hear his name mentioned or think about him and I smile or laugh. New York magazine recently did a profile on Kirchner for its real estate section. You have to read this hilarious story. Of course, it's even more funny if you know the guy. Best case scenario is you actually get to meet him and hear him tell the story. I've heard it several times, in great detail, and I doubt I'll ever get tired of it. Enjoy the uniqueness that is Dave Kirchner.